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Wii Fit Pillow Talk

Thirteen things I might hear if I were sleeping with my Wii Fit trainer ….

-“Really extend yourself!”

-“Great! Keep it up!”

-“Up… down.”

-“You’re keeping a nice pace.”

-“Okay! Big arm movements!”

-“Now let’s work on the other side.”

-“Visualize your ideal body.”

-“Five minutes left.”

-“With the remote in your hand, get down on all fours.”

-“Can you feel it in your glutes?”

-“You’re shaking a little.”

-“Now return to your original position.”

-“Very stable. Well done.”


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